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Sit down. You’re not going to believe this.
Sure I will.
No you won’t. You’ll think I’ve gone…you know…
I was looking for a more gentle word.
Oh. I’ve got it! Bananas.
Stop it! This is serious! I’m being .... (whispers) followed.
Like…in a good way?
What does that mean?! Is there a good kind of being followed?!
Someone could be fond of you.
No. It’s a…a...duck.
A DUCK. AND he’s brought that… that thing with him
I’m afraid to ask.
You KNOW what I’m talking about! Don’t play innocent with me!
I swear I don’t know!
(sigh) OK I’ll tell you. He’s brought that …that potato with him.
You sound like this is familiar to you.
It is. I mean it sounds mythical.
A myth? There is no myth about a duck and a potato!
Oh. Well maybe it’s a …metaphor.
You’re trying to scare me aren’t you?
No, no, I was just …you know, talking off the top of my head.
But what if you’re RIGHT?
Calm down. Look I shouldn’t have said that. I’m sure I’m wrong.
Meanwhile the duck waited patiently. A plane flew in the distant sky and the duck took one sideward step closer to the potato.